QotD: How You Doin?

Aug 28, 2008 at 12:42 AM
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What's the best pick up line you've ever heard?

There are no good pick up lines.

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How about, "Baby, if you were a number, you would be indivisible by any number other than yourself or the number one, because you are prime!"

I've been out of the market for a long time, but I bet that would work.

This one would most definitely make me laugh out loud and, therefore, might throw me off my guard long enough to redeem yourself by saying something intelligent. But, oh my, you'd have to be lightning quick and it would have to be profoundly intelligent!

Seriously, if the first words out of a man's mouth are a direct indication that his goal is to sleep with me he's already lost the game. These things must be done delicately...or you hurt the spell! [Geek points for the reference!]

I once heard on the radio (don't dispute me!) that the Japanese had formulated the perfect pick up line. It went a little something like: "A year from now, we should be laughing together".
The DJ's then went on to break down the psychological reasons for its utter success, however I have not yet had the opportunity to use it (need to renew my passport for a trip to Japan).