A recent study has indicated that fabric gives off certain
Pheromones, that actually hypnotize women and cause them to
purchase ungodly amounts. When stored in large quantities in enclosed
spaces, the Pheromones (in the fabric) cause memory loss and induce the
nesting syndrome therefore perpetuating the species (aka fabricus
maximus). Sound tests have also revealed that these fabrics emit a very
high-pitched sound, heard only by a select few breed of women known as
quilters. When played backwards on an LP, the sounds are heard as
chants "Buy Me" "Cut Me" "Sew Me"! Studies have also indicated
that aliens have inhabited the earthfabric store clerks. It's also been my experience that these
same Pheromones cause a pathological need to hide the fabrics away when taken
home (or at least blended into the existing stash) and when asked by a
significant other if the fabric is new, the reply is "I've had it
for awhile".
Comments
Awesome!
Gee, wonder why. Actually, I took my charger with me and was back up before lunch!
Money, money, money!
fantastic!!!
John
Andee