An Early Thanksgiving Joke For You
A young
man named John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift. The parrot had a
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth
was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to
change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing
soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's
vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the
freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then
suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing
that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The
parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I
may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely
remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do
everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior'.
John was
stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot
what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued....
.......'May I inquire as to what the turkey did?'
Happy Thanksgiving!
Comments
LMAO, that was brilliant, realy, really brilliant